Saturday, December 21, 2019

My Chat With Santa

MY TALK WITH THE FAT MAN

My sorority Theta Delta Alpha decide to take a pic with Santa……. while waiting for some of my sorority sister I whisper in Santa ear .. I can't wait for Christmas ….santa gave me this strange look ….and said who you ….before I could ask him what he meant with that statement …….some of my sorority came in …...I couldn't even smile for the picture cause his statement was on my mind …..what the hell he meant by that ….I had my eyes on this hot ass car I planned on him bringing me for Christmas so I had to get to the bottom of that comment …….so I went to stand in line to see Santa....even cut a couple of people in line to see him …..when it was my turn I sat on his lap and told him what I wanted ….I want a car, this outfit from Scandalize, those boots from KC couture and these cute earrings and this gold necklace  …..he look at me like I was crazy.....British you been on my naughty list since January he said ..….I whine but why Santa....do I have to remind you of all the things you did this year ….but I been good for the most part was my response  ….he just look at me and huff.....he said Jan you smack a  guy cause you said his face is dumb ….British you smack him ...I was only trying to improve his face santa ….then he said Feb you cuss the best buy guy out cause he wouldn't return a computer you had for 2 years …..but my computer went dead what was I suppose to do I needed my computer ..then in March you snatch the mic from Beyoncé.....Beyoncé British..... when you was dancing for her you remember that... ok ok Santa.....then he was about to say something else


Let's talk about my outfit
 first lets talk about my clothes i got my outfit at Collabor Event
 Vinyl -Cinnamon Pants Purple 88L
Vinyl-Cider Coat purple 88L
Vinyl -Apple Nippy Top (Cream) 88L

the shoes i got on marketplace .....
KC-Couture =KC Joyce Pumps 75L  ...come with a color hud
Hair: Truth-Delirium Grayscale 300L





ok I get your point but that was my song I got a lil happy that all …..after sitting in his lap for 30 min he said why don't  you get comfortable already with sarcasm in his voice  ...so I did......Santa tried to convince me several time to leave but I had to get my point across after talking to Santa and holding his line up for 21/2 hours ….hes finally said ok ok British rubbing his temple if you go home and behave till Christmas ill bring you what you want for Christmas...I ask when is Christmas ...he said in 4 days ….sighing ok ill can do that …...getting up from the floor ….ok Santa you have a good evening ….dam Santa ur line is around the corner yelling  …..I heard Santa ask someone to bring him some Tylenol ….thinking I have to be good for 4 more days smiling I can do that …..then I heard a lady fuss about me taking so much time with santa …..I wanted to cuss that heifer out …...but I have to behave sigh this gonna be hard after all


Saturday, December 7, 2019

Our Babydoll

THIS IS DEDICATED TO THE ONE AND ONLY BIG SISTA WRECK THE MIC

As you know I'm in a sorority ….Theta Delta Alpha...TDA you know I had to give them a shout out .....Well last week a sister of our sorority got her wings in real life  …...as we all gather together to get the news of her passing I felt sad …...she was my sister and I didn't get the chance to know her personally …...as I sit and hear some of my sister reminisce with tears in their eyes about her I smile but I had regrets …I remember a one of pledges ask how much time do I spend with my sisters outside the house other than sorority stuff …..not much …..remember feeling like I need to do better......sometime we assume we have tomorrow to get to know someone and tomorrow never comes  …....I do have one memory of her ...just one sad to say sigh ….where we kind of hang out a lil bit I  remember  walking away feeling like she's cool as hell but never made the initiative  to spend time more time with her one on one  …hers the thing u never know how much time someone have on this earth or what they might be going through ….hearing bits and pieces of her life I realize we had something in common...….this is a wake up call for everyone …..sometimes we are so busy that we don't take time out for those that we value …I know its a lesson I'm still learning  ...My one hope is that she was around family and friends that love her cause we love her here …...although I'm sad of your passing and my heart goes out to your rl and sl family …...I know you are somewhere admiring your beautiful wings

I recently read a quote that goes: “If you keep waiting for the right time, it may never happen. Sometimes you have to make the most of the time you have.” enough said 



Sunday, December 1, 2019

Here come the Gingerbread Man

Gingerbread and hot cocoa

The holiday was coming up so I decided to do some baking ….ok yall know I like to bake … at one point I even own a bakery ….had to close it down tho ...sad face ...but I still have a passion to bake ...now I bake all kinds of goods.....cakes, pies and cookies......Ive bake most cookies like the famous  chocolate chip, peanut butter, snicker doodles,  chocolate macadamia nut you  name It....Ive baked it but I never made gingerbread cookies  … wonder why I never made gingerbread man ohhhh that's right the movie shrek …….the gingerbread man was so dawn cute …..but im over that now ….thinking this gonna be fun ….got my trusty cookie cookbook out and yes I do have a cookie cookbook …... got all my ingredients out and start baking …...I had sugar and flour everywhere

 laughing it was all over the place …...my husband came in and saw me with a fresh pan of cookies grab one …...warning my hubby …….that's hot ….be was still blowing on the cookie while still trying to eat the cookie anyway that means he loving my gingerbread man ……...once he got settle I started a fire and made a pot of hot cocoa and we had gingerbread and hot cocoa in front of the fireplace …..this the life





Let's talk about my outfit...I got this at outfit SaNaRae Event ….Hollipocket wooly whonda outfit in pink in 200L 
Hair:  I got at the Equal10 Event.....Doux Dani hairstyle 325L and deluxe 125L 

Friday, November 22, 2019

IS THAT MARILYN MONROE

CHANNELING MARILYN MONROE 

I just come from getting my hair done ….she cut my hair I look in the mirror and love it ….remind me of Marilyn Monroe …..so I went in the closet and got this white dress I brought about a month ago ….ladies remember when you was young and you had that dress that when you turn around in circles it flaired out ….this dress remind me of that …...so I put on a red lip a deep red don't think they had that deep red back in Marilyn day.....and my mole that tends to move over all over my face ….laughing don't judge me.....I decided to go downtown window shopping  …..was walking downtown somehow I got lost end up on this street that didn't look familiar …..had  those 1955 old school cars and clubs …..I lean on one of the cars and had the owner yell at me when I apologize and the say forget about it laugh at his accent a little …….then I went into a club that look ancient but had a good feel about it ….Had a lady that was singing  jazz ….Ella I think …..some of the people  was dress in a some ole school outfit it must have been club policy or something  …..didn't question it......as I walk around trying to find my way home I decided to just  tp home …. when I finally arrived home I ask the hubby  who do I remind him of...... he first said betty boop I roll my eyes ...then he  really look at me and said Dorothy Dandridge without the flower I smile ….I can get with that …..I guess this is the end of my Marilyn Monroe moment ...finally I yell baby I'm sorry I've been gone so long ….he
 look at me puzzle and said you only been gone for an hour boo …….looking at my watch ….. it had the correct date but the wrong year Nov 4, 1955  …..that's odd as I took off my watch and got dress for bed ….wonder if I make a cute Dorothy Dandridge as I lay across the bed and doze off to sleep






Lets talk about my outfit
The dress if from:Vanilla Bae Marilyn Dress for 329L now the dress come in 4 difference styles ….windy1...windy 2 ….adult and regular the good thing about the dress it come with poses when u change into different dresses.....now the regular and adult doesn't have pose but the adult have a hud so you can have ur man play with it wink wink
the Shoes is from: KC Couture Darcy...comes with a color hud …...now I brought those shoes for 79L when they first came out …...but they not really expensive the going price for them is 175L

Ok last put not least ...lets talk about he hair ….if from Doux Marilyn in B&W....and the price is 350L

Saturday, November 9, 2019

WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN

A CRAZY DREAM OR WAS IT 

Well i decided to visit this fortune teller I saw online the other day ...had to walk a mile to get there  …….the place was weird as hell  but I man up and went in ....the fortune teller told me to have a seat so I sat...she started reading my fortune ….. ....told me something like u have the power to rule the night u can be the queen of the night.....like a vampire was my response....shes said exactly...
I look at this heifer like she was crazy ….giggle to myself  and told myself whateva

zk Mariejo Sport Body  in aspen green 268L
no match -no bla in black 150L
all items all currently at the Cosmopolitan fair



 then she told me if I wanted a glimpse in that world to take the potion.... I was thinking let me get my ass out of here this bitch straight crazy….she gave me the potion …..I shrug my shoulder ....oh ok ……. I paid her the fee of 40 dollars she requested plus tip her a couple of dollars  ….shit I was thinking u gave that  crazy bitch 40 dollars when the online ad said 20 ….I guess 20  for the reading and 20 for a value of Kool-Aid  so she got me for 40 dollars plus a tip so whos the crazy one but anyway I had a  long walk home so I start getting thirsty …..  the nearest convience store was down the street from my house and i was thirsty as hell now  …..so I figure ill go ahead and drink
 the kool  aid doesn't make since to have kool aid and don't drink it ..I thought what if there was some truth in what the crazy lady said...













naw im tripping now  …….so I drank it ….it had a funny taste to it but shit my ass was thirsty as hell …...my stomach start hurting immediately….thinking she gave me some bad Kool-Aid ….question do Kool-Aid go bad then my body started getting hot …….I stop  for a min and look at my reflexion in a store front window my eyes look green.... wait isn't my eyes hazel  and are those fangs cant be....ok ok im tripping hard now ….let me hurry up and get home ……. I don't know what happen between the fortune teller and my house …..I later woke up in my bed with a whole new outfit  on…….a crown rested on the floor beside my bed …...I was extra tired and had all  those weird flashes ….one flash I ripped a guy heart out and ate it for being a smart ass that's nasty as hell  …


..I remember drinking someone blood....I hope that didn't happen I don't know where his blood been …..and I remember stting on the throne I can get use to that one tho......crazy right ...well no more  kool aid from strangers for me  …..I wont be visiting any more fortune teller …..later that night I was resting and the hubby came in and kiss my cheek I had this overwhelming urge to bite his neck …..smh wait ....and what the hell happen to my outfit ....that cost me 600L did I get set up ….did that fortune rob me and took my clothes …..she was looking right raggedy …..so many weird things happen …..needless to say I wont be have any more queen of the dammed moments





Friday, November 8, 2019

LOVEAND BASKETBALL

Just the little things


As you know I try to stay active ...so I decide I want to play a little basketball ….I got up and got dressed with the basketball in hand I headed for the door when I hear my hubby ask where are you going looking at him then the basketball ...I told him I'm going to shoot some hoops …..he look me up and down and said he's coming …….don't you know I had to wait another 15 mins.....ladies you  know when I'm ready to go I'm ready to go and









theme song ….I like by guy


I hate waiting …...but I waited.....we arrived at the basketball court at first we  just bounce the ball to each other ….he would shoot a hoop the toss me the ball and I would do the same …….then we decided to do some one on one …… that's when he started not playing fair ...grabbing my ass to distract me …..I start bending over so I can snatch the ball …..we had so much fun …..at the end of the game ...we was both tired and horny ….I really cant tell you who won the game ….even though I think I score the most point …..only thing I know is I score the biggest prize and that's him.....loving my man.....there is a thing call love and basketball.....oh and he got lucky that night 💗

Saturday, October 26, 2019

MY LOOKS

WISH I WAS BEAUTIFUL

I woke up feeling ugly …..went and look in the mirror and hated the reflection that look back at me ......I can name a thousand things thats wrong with me …..my eyes too bigs, my nose to small, my lips look dumb on my face, my teeth too big ...yes I can find something
 wrong with my teeth ….my butt to big ...well scratch that my husband love my ass …...my thighs to big, my breast droop too much ….my stomach as a small pouch …..I can go on and on …...just hate the reflection that look back at me …..I have people who tell me im beautiful all the time …...I wonder what the hell they see that I don't see......I think I cried for about an hour complaining to god why would he give me those look …..at some point I dose off …...when I woke up ...I though what can I do to get myself out of this funk.....I got off the bed and look in the mirror and  remind myself that god has made me in is own image ......and god don't make any mistakes
 .......i decided that all my flaws is what god has gave me ....as long as I'm a good person I shouldn't worry about my looks I was being ungrateful.....there people who fighting cancer, fighting a deadly disease, and dealing with much more that I am and I crying about my looks I felt ashamed at that time .....so I look into the mirror and told myself girl your a bad bitch ….and I answer myself yes smiling hard in the mirror......im gonna make sure I'm inside is beautiful and it would illuminated on the outside 


Let's talk about my outfit:
Hair: Stealthic Purity (B&W) 300L 
Outfit : Sandalize Hustle: Jacket 288L and bottoms 288L 




Monday, October 21, 2019

TO FLY HIGH

THE FRIENDLY SKIES 


Ok so  you know that  I quit my last job...So its was back to the drawing board......i still needed a part time job so I went down to the unemployment office …..went through their files and saw a position for a stewardess …...the position was at sl airline …...I thought hell I can fly for free, travel all over the world and get paid for it....cool.. its the  ideal job right?...right ….I applied for the job and got the interview ….now in the interview the man told me to stand up and bend over which I thought was weird but I did it anyway ...then he told me I had the job..though he's not slick ….he  just wanted to check out my ass  .. why else would he keep  having me bending as he drop those dam pencils but whatever….. but I was excited it didn't matter that I had to pick up a pencil a thousand time sick pervert..i had the job …..I trained for 3 wks and then they gave me my uniform and my schedule for the next month  ….the job was going well …..i work there for about a month without any incidents ….well everyone knows you can fly your friend on the buddy pass so i invited my best friend on a trip to Cabo since I had a couple of days off.....we can have fun in the sun and spend girlfriend time together…...well I just sat down for a min ….next thing I know we was both asleep …..I dam near slept the whole dam flight ….my  best friend  woke up at some point said I was sleeping so peacefully  she didn't want to disturb me …...really bitch I'm at work not home I just look at her crazy ass  ………..needless to say I got in trouble …..got suspended for a 3 days to think about my actions . ….well I did just that I thought about my action all over Cabo ….while out on the beach ….I  had a ball in Cabo....I order wine on the plane ride back cause I was still thinking about my

actions  well that next week when I got my paycheck they took the price of the wine out of my paycheck ...didn't they tell me to think about my actions …..Wine help me think …..the wine was work related ….sucking my teeth but anyway …..cant wait till my suspension was over.....what I learn ….next time have your bestie take another flight...….did u think I wasn't gonna invite her again …….
{let's talk about my outfit …..in the first picture the outfit......its was on marketplace …..airline stewardess 15oL the outfit came with shirt and skirt and boots 
my hair from Mina …...Sigrid in black for 300L 
the second outfit in the lower pictures: got it at the Saturday sale …..both the top and pants are from Vagrant.....the scarlett top and sleeves in white 75l  and the Jenna Jeans in soft pink was also 75L  hair from Stealthic-Purity in (B&W) 325L}



Thursday, October 17, 2019

Ghost busting

MY NEW PART TIME JOB 

Recently I've been having a lot of extra time on my hand so my hubby suggest that I get a part-time job ….. reading the newpaper I saw an ad in the jobs section  ….they had several positions I was qualified  for but I saw one that peak my interests...…the ad said  "Ghost buster needed/ will train the only requirement is u cant be scared of ghost" …..well that perfect cause I aint afraid of no ghost ……….so I applied I didn't even have to fill out an application  ...they just gave me this heavy ass backpack and
 this ugly uniform and told me to show up for training the next day that should have been my 1st indication that was some bullshit with the job......the next day I had training …..training was easy ….simple u see a ghost u point the backpack  thingy to the ghost and it suck them up in the backpack take it to the center and they get rid of it for me cool I can do that ……..well they sent me on my 1st mission when I drove up to this house it look like the house out of Amityville horror ….real talk I didn't want to get out of


the car ….I call them back and ask are you sure you sent me to the right house …….they check and double check ……….they said the house only had 3 ghost to get rid off....…just 3 ghost cool easy peasy I told myself so I finally got the courage and went inside …… walking around all kind of creepy shit was happening.... 1st it like 8am in the morning and the house was dark like it was midnight ...why the hell its so dark when it's sunny outside but it was dark as hell in that house do ghost pay bills just wondering  but back to my story  ….felt like someone kept touching me and one bitch kept whispering shit in my ear and most important they had more than 3 ghost they was at was all over the house just chilling ...but the requirements was 3 so 3 it is …….every time I heard a noise I pull out the backpack …..I think I sucked up  4 by mistake laughing but  that 5th ghost omg that bitch was on something …….is there a such thang as a crack head ghost …….can ghost do crack cause I hit the bitch with the backpack and she just look at me …..hell fuck this I'm outta here …..I haul ass …...I call them and told them

to come get their shit ...they said I can come pick up my paycheck and said they decided to pay me ...what u mean decided...they got an extra ghost out of it







second outfit …























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