MY TALK WITH THE FAT MAN
My sorority Theta Delta Alpha decide to take a pic with Santa……. while waiting for some of my sorority sister I whisper in Santa ear .. I can't wait for Christmas ….santa gave me this strange look ….and said who you ….before I could ask him what he meant with that statement …….some of my sorority came in …...I couldn't even smile for the picture cause his statement was on my mind …..what the hell he meant by that ….I had my eyes on this hot ass car I planned on him bringing me for Christmas so I had to get to the bottom of that 
comment …….so I went to stand in line to see Santa....even cut a couple of people in line to see him …..when it was my turn I sat on his lap and told him what I wanted ….I want a car, this outfit from Scandalize, those boots from KC couture and these cute earrings and this gold necklace …..he look at me like I was crazy.....British you been on my naughty list since January he said ..….I whine but why Santa....do I have to remind you of all the things you did this year ….but I been good for the most part was my response ….he just look at me and huff.....he said Jan you smack a guy cause you said his face is dumb ….British you smack him ...I was only trying to improve his face santa ….then he said Feb you cuss the best buy guy out cause he wouldn't return a computer you had for 2 years …..but my computer went dead what was I suppose to do I needed my computer ..then in March you snatch the mic from Beyoncé.....Beyoncé British..... when you was dancing for her you remember that... ok ok Santa.....then he was about to say something else
first lets talk about my clothes i got my outfit at Collabor Event
Vinyl -Cinnamon Pants Purple 88L
Vinyl-Cider Coat purple 88L
Vinyl -Apple Nippy Top (Cream) 88L
the shoes i got on marketplace .....
KC-Couture =KC Joyce Pumps 75L ...come with a color hud
Hair: Truth-Delirium Grayscale 300L
ok I get your point but that was my song I got a lil happy that all …..after sitting in his lap for 30 min he said why don't you get comfortable already with sarcasm in his voice ...so I did......Santa tried to convince me several time to leave but I had to get my point across after talking to Santa and holding his line up for 21/2 hours ….hes finally said ok
ok British rubbing his temple if you go home and behave till Christmas ill bring you what you want for Christmas...I ask when is Christmas ...he said in 4 days ….sighing ok ill can do that …...getting up from the floor ….ok Santa you have a good evening ….dam Santa ur line is around the corner yelling …..I heard Santa ask someone to bring him some Tylenol ….thinking I have to be good for 4 more days smiling I can do that …..then I heard a lady fuss about me taking so much time with santa …..I wanted to cuss that heifer out …...but I have to behave sigh this gonna be hard after all
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